NEWBIES! *SIGH*

When Martin does commercial readings, he's bound to get a newbie at some point that wants to read him. When people start getting into their intuitive gifts, they tend to be like a kid in a candy store. They want to read everyone they see, whether the person wants it or not, whether they are any good at readings or not.

Martin has had professional psychics call him and knock his socks off and they weren't trying to read him. For instance, one psychic called him because she wanted to see if he was good as she was hearing he was AND he was! One of the first things she says was "Two peas in a pod, does that mean anything to you? I was told to say it to you." That was Andrew and Martin's saying to each other. Then she went on to describe Andrew. That's cool when that happens.

But tonight this is not what happened. This girl was a HUGE newbie who decided she wanted to read Martin which is one of his pet peeves. He hates when people offer unsolicited readings. We've had people try and do that at our shows, and not only have they been way off base, but they were out of line as well. Martin went with it tonight anyway since he works for a company that runs a tight ship & didn't want to offend her. Plus Andrew appeared that he was going to have fun with it, and make sure Martin did too. And that he did!

First, this client went on about us needing new cutlery. Huh? Really? Info on cutlery is what you are getting? I have no problem with my cutlery and I certainly wouldn't pay her a dime for info like that on a reading! Then it was about needing to re-do my kitchen counter tops. Ok, seriously, least of my concerns! A little Comet on them does the trick. She then said she saw a father figure around Martin, that is when the fun began. Andrew started blowing a horn and marching, banging big cymbals, using one of them swirly noise maker things they use at Irish football matches to get her attention. Like,"Helllloooooo! Son here! You don't see me??!!!" But no matter what Andrew did, she never once mentioned him! He's a pretty powerful Spirit! If you can't pick up on him, you can't be that good! You definitely shouldn't be doing readings for people!

Next she went on to tell Martin how he pushes away powerful women. WHAT?! Not only does he have 5 strong willed, Irish (Is that redundant?) sisters, he's married to the most powerful woman he's ever met! Andrew tells Martin "shhhhhhh don't mention Pretty Mama to her," because Andrew knows where this client is taking this. So she continues on about how there is a woman out there for him! What?! Are you kidding me with this!? Andrew says, "Yea in the living room!" "Helllloooo! *blows horn again* Really! Still nothing?!!!! Don't make me get the cymbal playing monkey" LMAO!

Martin had a hard time listening to her because Andrew was much more entertaining. Well it entertained the hell out of me that is for sure! So once again, she proved Martin's point, DON'T GIVE UNSOLICITED READINGS! Well, unless you wanna be blogged about that is! :-)

IT'S ALL GOOD!