Sunday, December 20, 2009

Spider Man! Spider Man!

He can do what no other spider can! :-D

Here’s another thing Andrew has done for Martin since he is busy with a lot of commercial readings. Commercial readings are a whole other ball game when it comes to doing psychic readings. You get the “Who my baby daddy?” or “Is he gonna leave his wife?” or “When is he gonna call? It’s been 6mo.” or “When am I gonna meet my soul mate?” You get the idea. It can take a toll on a reader. Not all psychics can handle commercial readings. I’m surprised I did the short time I did do it. I actually did pretty good.

Martin is a lean mean reading machine! :-D But even he needs to protect to himself from people sucking his energy. Yep Virginia! Vampires do exist! They exist in the form of energy vampires. I’m sure you have met a few people like that, they just suck your energy dry and you are exhausted when they leave.

Well, Andrew introduced Martin to Teddy tonight. Andrew said, “Daddy I want you to meet my friend Teddy, he’s gonna help protect you during your readings.” Martin has all kinds of “interesting” protection around him already. We call it “interesting” because it usually freaks clairvoyants out when they see what is around Martin. LOL While he has this protection, he could use a little more when doing a lot of commercial readings. So in comes “Teddy,” a psychic spider! Yes! You read that right! A psychic spider. Martin said Teddy spun a psychic silk cocoon around him for protection. He said that he can see out but nothing can get in! He said it tickled him as it was being spun around him. That doesn't sound weird at all!

He said that Andrew decided to introduce Martin to Teddy when he had a “baaawaaa baaawaa” client. Their energy was so whiny and draining that Andrew decided Martin needed a little more help in keeping his energy high so he could give each caller his best. So in comes Teddy the psychic silk spinning spider! If the neighbors only knew what went on in this lil ole house of ours! LOL :-D

IT’S ALL GOOD!

HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY!

This is a message that was sent by a dear friend who has the absolute coolest experiences with Andrew/PureHeart. I am so grateful that she shares her experiences with him with me. Here is her latest encounter with my son this morning...

"During the meditation, I saw the Light that means PureHeart is here. He has his hands held out in front of him, & they bathed me in a golden glow. He told me that the light was joy, and I have to choose joy to keep the Light around me. The Light burned away the old me and revealed a new, golden, joyful me. He smiled, put his elf hat on and vanished."

What a powerful, beautiful message and delivered in the holiday spirit to boot. He was always joyful here and continues to share that joy. That is my Mucker! It makes me so happy when I read how my boy continues to effect peoples' lives in such a positive, joyful way from the Other Side. It does a Pretty Mama's heart good!

IT'S ALL GOOD!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

GO FISH!

This lil story is sooooo goin in my act! If I ever get to perform again that is.

Martin had one of ‘those’ kind of readings recently. You know the one, the one where I tell my Guides to, “take a break, I think I have this one” (a line from my act) kind of reading. lol This woman is in… is in…, well, she actually calls it a relationship, but in reality it is NOT! She and her "boyfriend," (I'm doing air quotes as well), haven’t been intimate since March! All he does is dump HIS kid at her place to babysit. Has cheated on her (shocking I know!) AND she wants to know if he is going to ask her to marry him!!! SERIOUSLY??!! You wanna marry that? Are you kiddin me?? arrrrg! Yet another woman not standing in her power! Yet another reason I don't do commercial readings anymore, ok, I don't do any readings anymore. Can you even imagine Martin and I doing readings? It wouldn't be pretty! One of us needs to stay on the 3rd dimension.

Anyway, Martin is trying to wake her sorry ass up, trying to get her to see what she is willing to accept for herself, i.e. being a door mat, whipping post, etc. But she ain’t hearing it. Martin then looks to Andrew to see if he has any words of wisdom that he might be able to impart on this very misguided woman who enjoys the view from inside her colon! Instead of paying attention to the reading, what is Andrew doing? He’s playing cards with his Guides. LOL LOL Martin tries to get an answer from The Muck but Muck shushes Martin! Yep! He shushed Martin! LOL Then he says to his Guides “go fish I don’t have an AA Michael card.” LMAO! How freakin hysterical is that?! They weren’t even playing poker or black jack but go fish with a Doreen Virtue's Arch Angel oracle deck! Too funny. And no, Martin never got an answer from The Muck. Martin just had to come up with some creative ways to say the same damn thing, “dump the chump!”

Those boyz of mine! They keep me amused!

IT'S ALL GOOD!

THIS JUST IN! ANOTHER STORY!

OMG Muck is on a roll! He keeps this up, blogging all this will be a full time job!

It appears that Wednesdays are a tough reading day for Martin. Dunno what it is about Wednesdays/Humpdays and why that is, but it’s usually Martin's highest minute day of readings too. He says most of the readings are hard on Wednesday. The clients are hard headed, usually in loser relationships, like a cheating boyfriend, a married man, etc, etc, etc and they don’t want to hear that he’s NOT gonna call or leave his wife. *sigh*

Tonight Martin had a reading and this person who did NOT want to hear about Angels or Spirit Guides, only GOD! They believe that, that is all there is, GOD! SO what does Martin see? Andrew standing there by this person with a long beard and a crooked wig,(like Martin’s Wizard’s Window costume) and a robe looking like God that actually said "GOD" on the front of the robe. LMAO He looks at Martin and when Muck realizes Martin recognizes him (hahahahaha) he goes shhhhhhh! He didn't want Martin to give him away. LOL I can just picture all this! I’m just glad I’m not in my car this time ROFLMAO when Andrew pulls a funny, I got more room at home to ROFLMAO!

Well, Martin can’t help but mention Andrew to his clients since Andrew is very much a part of the reading. When Martin starts to tell Andrew’s story, they usually cry but they also get goosebumps, then they usually have a profound experience with Andrew/Pureheart later. Even this client that only wanted to hear about God and only God, felt Andrew beside them, they described him, not dressed like God mind you, ;-) but they knew he was tall and felt his energy. By the end of the reading they admitted to seeing AA Michael as a child. Then asked the question “Why does God need all these helpers like Angels and Guides then?” Martin’s reply? “Because God is a man and lazy!” Andrew gave his 2 thumbs up and all 3 of them laughed about it. My boyz ROCK!

IT’S ALL GOOD!

THIS JUST IN YET AGAIN

Martin had another reading that Andrew got creative with. He showed up with a friend of ours Higher Self. I'm not going to go into the details of that because you'd have to know Brandon to really appreciate it and picture him. Brandon is still here but Andrew interacts with Brandon's Higher Self.

I guess Andrew was trying to distract the client from the dead end road she was heading down. Yep, another guy, Martin didn't have the heart to tell her that he was gay, that's where Brandon came in handy with that info. So Martin looks to Andrew for an answer and he sees Andrew with Elatia's blue wig on along with a nurse's cap. Andrew's fiddling with the nurse's hat trying to get it to fit just right in his own OCD way. LMAO! Now Andrew wasn't wearing a nurses uniform, he draws the line there! :-D So Martin asks the client "Are you a nurse?" Client: "WOW! yes I am!" But it didn't distract her for long before she was right back asking about this relationship that just wasn't gonna happen the way she wanted. *sigh* Andrew AND Brandon were like "That's all we got." Commercial readings are tough! That is why Andrew tries to keep it light and fun for Martin, so he doesn't put a gun to his own head! LOL

IT'S ALL GOOD!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Testing! Testing! Is This Thing On?

Since Martin is busy again (Thank God/dess, Allah, Buddha. PureHeart etc) doing 25-30 readings a day, he and Andrew are having A LOT of fun together. You’d think I’d be jealous that Martin has such an amazing connection w/Andrew, but instead I am happy that one of us is in constant contact w/Andrew. I know my time will come and I will have it too As things start to calm down and the stress level goes down, I know it will happen. At least I do get messages from him and feel him touching me.

It’s funny how Andrew handles Martin. He could come right out and tell Martin what the deal is, but since Martin enjoys the journey so much, Andrew lets Martin figure things out for himself. For instance, when Martin goes to “Andrew” for answers to a client’s question, he gives an “Andrew” answer. As I have mentioned before, Andrew would always give random answers to questions sounding like he knew what he was talking about when really he was just making stuff up off the top of his head. God I miss him doing that w/me! He was just so funny with it you couldn’t get mad at him!

When Martin said to Andrew, “C’mon help me out! Where’s the PureHeart answer?” Andrew reminded him, “Daddy, you asked for Andrew not PureHeart!” Then Andrew hits him with a profound PureHeart answer. So Martin now knows when asking for answers, be specific on who you want to give the answers! ;-)

NOW when Martin gets “one of those calls,” you know, the most dreaded question for all psychics, besides the "who's my baby daddy" call, but the “is he coming back?” call, the call you really don’t need a psychic for. Andrew will keep it light and fun so Martin doesn’t get bored. Plus Andrew loves to play w/Martin during those calls. During one of “those” calls, Martin had a funny comment to lighten the person up and also so he wouldn’t want to reach through the phone and pimp slap her, but he got nothing! Not one chuckle. Then Martin sees Andrew on a stage tapping a mic sayin “Is this thing on?” Then Andrew immediately apologized for tapping the mic. It was validation that Martin was seeing Andrew because then Martin remembered when he told Andrew, when he was here, about why you shouldn’t tap on a mic, that you can damage it. Martin said that if he was just making it up about seeing Andrew, he wouldn’t have seen him apologizing because he had totally forgotten about telling Andrew about that.

As I was typing this about Andrew and the mic, a re-run of Scrubs came on and JD thought he made a funny and then it shows him on stage w/a mic saying "Is this thing on?" I love it when Andrew gives me validation like that! It just validates what I already know, that all this stuff is real!

Another time recently, another client was stuck in a dead end or non existent relationship and Martin went to Andrew for a creative answer for "NO! He’s not coming back or calling! MOVE ON!" What did Martin see? The old test patterns that use to be on TV in the old days! Andrew showed Martin the one he use to see when Martin was a kid in Ireland. LMAO! It was Andrew’s way of saying “No Andrew aqui!” hahahahaha

Another thing Andrew does for Martin with his new job, is that when another psychic is calling Martin, Andrew shows him his septor with an emerald on the top that he carries around with him, as a sign that it’s a psychic on the line. Martin is getting such accolades that other psychic’s are calling him to see if he’s as good as they say he is. AND he is! :-D

So my boyz are having a blast working together. They are a REAL dynamic duo! And I’m glad they are mine!

IT’S ALL GOOD!