GO FISH!

This lil story is sooooo goin in my act! If I ever get to perform again that is.

Martin had one of ‘those’ kind of readings recently. You know the one, the one where I tell my Guides to, “take a break, I think I have this one” (a line from my act) kind of reading. lol This woman is in… is in…, well, she actually calls it a relationship, but in reality it is NOT! She and her "boyfriend," (I'm doing air quotes as well), haven’t been intimate since March! All he does is dump HIS kid at her place to babysit. Has cheated on her (shocking I know!) AND she wants to know if he is going to ask her to marry him!!! SERIOUSLY??!! You wanna marry that? Are you kiddin me?? arrrrg! Yet another woman not standing in her power! Yet another reason I don't do commercial readings anymore, ok, I don't do any readings anymore. Can you even imagine Martin and I doing readings? It wouldn't be pretty! One of us needs to stay on the 3rd dimension.

Anyway, Martin is trying to wake her sorry ass up, trying to get her to see what she is willing to accept for herself, i.e. being a door mat, whipping post, etc. But she ain’t hearing it. Martin then looks to Andrew to see if he has any words of wisdom that he might be able to impart on this very misguided woman who enjoys the view from inside her colon! Instead of paying attention to the reading, what is Andrew doing? He’s playing cards with his Guides. LOL LOL Martin tries to get an answer from The Muck but Muck shushes Martin! Yep! He shushed Martin! LOL Then he says to his Guides “go fish I don’t have an AA Michael card.” LMAO! How freakin hysterical is that?! They weren’t even playing poker or black jack but go fish with a Doreen Virtue's Arch Angel oracle deck! Too funny. And no, Martin never got an answer from The Muck. Martin just had to come up with some creative ways to say the same damn thing, “dump the chump!”

Those boyz of mine! They keep me amused!

IT'S ALL GOOD!

THIS JUST IN! ANOTHER STORY!

OMG Muck is on a roll! He keeps this up, blogging all this will be a full time job!

It appears that Wednesdays are a tough reading day for Martin. Dunno what it is about Wednesdays/Humpdays and why that is, but it’s usually Martin's highest minute day of readings too. He says most of the readings are hard on Wednesday. The clients are hard headed, usually in loser relationships, like a cheating boyfriend, a married man, etc, etc, etc and they don’t want to hear that he’s NOT gonna call or leave his wife. *sigh*

Tonight Martin had a reading and this person who did NOT want to hear about Angels or Spirit Guides, only GOD! They believe that, that is all there is, GOD! SO what does Martin see? Andrew standing there by this person with a long beard and a crooked wig,(like Martin’s Wizard’s Window costume) and a robe looking like God that actually said "GOD" on the front of the robe. LMAO He looks at Martin and when Muck realizes Martin recognizes him (hahahahaha) he goes shhhhhhh! He didn't want Martin to give him away. LOL I can just picture all this! I’m just glad I’m not in my car this time ROFLMAO when Andrew pulls a funny, I got more room at home to ROFLMAO!

Well, Martin can’t help but mention Andrew to his clients since Andrew is very much a part of the reading. When Martin starts to tell Andrew’s story, they usually cry but they also get goosebumps, then they usually have a profound experience with Andrew/Pureheart later. Even this client that only wanted to hear about God and only God, felt Andrew beside them, they described him, not dressed like God mind you, ;-) but they knew he was tall and felt his energy. By the end of the reading they admitted to seeing AA Michael as a child. Then asked the question “Why does God need all these helpers like Angels and Guides then?” Martin’s reply? “Because God is a man and lazy!” Andrew gave his 2 thumbs up and all 3 of them laughed about it. My boyz ROCK!

IT’S ALL GOOD!

THIS JUST IN YET AGAIN

Martin had another reading that Andrew got creative with. He showed up with a friend of ours Higher Self. I'm not going to go into the details of that because you'd have to know Brandon to really appreciate it and picture him. Brandon is still here but Andrew interacts with Brandon's Higher Self.

I guess Andrew was trying to distract the client from the dead end road she was heading down. Yep, another guy, Martin didn't have the heart to tell her that he was gay, that's where Brandon came in handy with that info. So Martin looks to Andrew for an answer and he sees Andrew with Elatia's blue wig on along with a nurse's cap. Andrew's fiddling with the nurse's hat trying to get it to fit just right in his own OCD way. LMAO! Now Andrew wasn't wearing a nurses uniform, he draws the line there! :-D So Martin asks the client "Are you a nurse?" Client: "WOW! yes I am!" But it didn't distract her for long before she was right back asking about this relationship that just wasn't gonna happen the way she wanted. *sigh* Andrew AND Brandon were like "That's all we got." Commercial readings are tough! That is why Andrew tries to keep it light and fun for Martin, so he doesn't put a gun to his own head! LOL

IT'S ALL GOOD!